It’s really a car song, but the lyrics are great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sry7q-V0_Kk
Verse 2
He said, “They’ll let any fool with money buy himself a car
And you can get a license here, however dumb you are
Oh they all turn into hotrods when they slide behind the wheel
When you get old enough to drive, remember here’s the deal:”
They’re all jerks