U-lock or a cable-lock? It's an essential question for a neo-Freudian analysis. And you say you've never been there before, but yet - you think you recognize the place. Hmmm.
You say you regained your pump (naturally) but couldn't find your baggage (saddlebag-pannier). Hmmm. Did you really want to find your baggage, do you think?
Tell me. How were you dressed?
Sorry. Just kidding. My dreams are all snakes and trains and tunnels and doughnuts, falling into black voids and being told I didn't sign my discharge papers correctly and having to go back into the military.