Wait. So, you didn't go to the pool party?
2010-06-30 03:06:35
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in the greatest moment of my cycling career...
I was talking with bumper bike cruising up penn when a fleet of tricked out crotch rockets pulled up beside us revving their engines, BB pulled into the middle of their flock of super TIE fighters and started screaming at them that he wanted to race them, the bikers started getting riled up, motors roaring, and we all took the line, BB screamed "ON YOUR MARKS," looks at all of them in the eye one by one "GET SET," looks at the light that is not cooperating with his timing because of a green arrow "ALRIGHT, HOLD ON.... GET SET!!!!!!!!" the light turns yellow "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" BB in his lowest gear starts to grind up the hill, the motorcycles zoom past hitting 60 mph in no time at all, and BB invites me to a pool party where he is going to "give some ladies some babies"...
the end
2010-06-30 03:01:14
went to twisters instead with the motorcycles
2010-06-30 03:13:13
give some ladies some babies!?!?!?! best thing i have heard all week
2010-06-30 03:41:44
was this last night mark? i saw all three elements separately while standing on penn: first the squadron of crotchrockets (LOUD) then you and a friend, then BB...
2010-06-30 10:16:16
yup... I must have been where its at yesterday ALL DAY, I had 4 people contact me saying "I saw you here" one of them said she saved my life!
2010-06-30 14:00:55
best. story. ever.
the internets are over and you sir, have won.
2010-06-30 14:11:08
2010-06-30 14:34:55
Before I finished reading, I imagined the crotch rockets all falling apart at "GO" and BB winning, then you wake up from the dream. Reality is almost as good.
2010-06-30 17:00:33